The Chad Larson Experience

	Name: Shawn Walding Aliases: Shim Sham Shackadoo, Green Hat, Firecrotch Hometown: Sioux City, IA College Attended: Iowa State University / University of Queensland Favorite Sideline Activity: Looking tired so people give me high fives Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Sore wrist from high fives, lower back, chronic ear wax buildup, basically all ailments associated with a normal 60-year old Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Playing the Synthaxe, starring in black and white "before" and "brand X" scenes in infomercials Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: My right arm consists solely of lemon meringue

	Name: Mike Lun Aliases: Mike "Brad 'The Machine Eugene' Caruth" Lun, Mike "Funnin" Lun, Lunzilla, Lunbotron, Lunpedo, Classic, JR, JR World, other variations and combinations, etc, etc. Hometown: Rochester, MN College Attended: Iowa State University (currently attending) Favorite Sideline Activity: A good sit. Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Throwing arm, heels Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: The Rubik and UV Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: I am the 3rd Deadliest Puller and 3rd best Sharp Shooter of the Des Moines Summer League, and damn proud of it.

	Name: Rachel Sheldahl Aliases: Shel Hometown: Hull, IA College Attended: Iowa State University Favorite Sideline Activity: Attempting to learn how to spin the disc on my finger and trying to cure Tai's phobia of dogs Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Tough call...I'd have to go w/ the ankles as the 'most frequent' Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: There's stuff to do outside of ultimate? Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: "The sky is not the limit...the ground is"

	Name: Julian RYBA-White Aliases: The Jules Hometown: The Little Apple College Attended: The University of Kansas Favorite Sideline Activity: Hitting on your mom Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Not even sure I need to answer this one Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Hitting on your mom Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: "What you gonna do with all that junk in your trunk, Trunk, TRUNK?!!!"

	Name: Lana Meyer Aliases: I don't think I have any nicknames, unless you count all the wrong pronunciations of Lana (it rhymes with banana). Hometown: Hudson, IA College Attended: Iowa State University Favorite Sideline Activity: Doing the worm, dancing with Taiwo, cheering for CLX. Most Frequently Injured Body Part: When I do the worm I hurt my chin, but for ultimate, probably my legs, not really sure what part of my legs though. Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: belly dancing and shot-gunning Mountain Dews Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: "Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one gets the prize? Run in such a way as to get the prize. Everyone who competes in the games goes into strict training. They do it to get a crown that will not last, but we do it to get a crown that will last forever. Therefore I do not run like a man beating the air. No, I beat my body and make it my slave so that after I have preached to others, I myself will not be disqualified for the prize. " -1 Corinthians 9:24-27

	Name: Trent Troyer Aliases: Pappa Troyer; Old Man Trent Hometown: Pella, IA - The greatest Ultimate Town Ever! College Attended: Iowa State University Favorite Sideline Activity: Asking Kevin which field are we playing at next. Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Hamstring Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Working on the computer - Yes, I am a nerd. Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: Giving useful information to others after I had a couple drinks. Like it or not, you will get the info.

	Name: Meghan Jean Doyle Aliases: sweetie pa teetie head, smurf butt Hometown: Litchfield, MN College Attended: Penn Valley Community, UMKC and U of M Favorite Sideline Activity: Have not yet activated my favorite. I do pick my nose and seem to enjoy it though... I just cannot stop. Most Frequently Injured Body Part: I usually tend to knock the breath out of my opponents and that hurts my heart. Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Judging people by the types of shoes they wear. And dressing pretty. Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: Oakie Dokie Smokey. Whoever came up with that first must feel a real sense of accomplishment.

	Name: Tai Anjonrin-Ohu Aliases: Hometown: College Attended: Iowa State University Favorite Sideline Activity: Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact:

	Name: Jason Saienga Aliases: Saienga Hometown: Wherever College Attended: Iowa State University Favorite Sideline Activity: Looking for sympathy for yet another injury. Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Maybe this should ask what part I haven't injured. My shoulder tends to be the in-thing these days. Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Job hunting and TV watching . Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: "Put down your damn sandwich and play defense"

	Name: Seth Bartel Aliases: Sethstyle Hometown: Hoffman Estates, IL College Attended: Iowa State University / Washington University Favorite Sideline Activity: smokin' candy cigs while doing the worm/taking pictures Most Frequently Injured Body Part: a new one each week Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: watching saienga's vids Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: I have rediculously sweet twin toes.

	Name: Dan Rubenstein Aliases: Hometown: Iowa City College Attended: UW-Madison Favorite Sideline Activity: Eating gummy bears Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Left knee, left and right hamstring Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Halo Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact:

	Name: Ellen Scheiber Aliases: Hometown: College Attended: Favorite Sideline Activity: Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact:

	Name: Rachel Derscheid Aliases: Hometown: Ellston, IA College Attended: Iowa State University Favorite Sideline Activity: Yelling, be it encouragement, heckling, or just conversing, I wanna do it loudly Most Frequently Injured Body Part: IT band Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: I don't do anything but school and Ultimate, so um, working out to get in shape for Ultimate Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: "She usually gives the other hand but this time she gave me the stump and it freaked me out." - M. Lun

	Name: Dave Karsten Aliases: The Sober Guy Hometown: Newton, IA College Attended: That's a trick question and I'm not going to answer it. Favorite Sideline Activity: Cheering on my team by doing flips and really high kicks. I also like to guzzle water and gatorade, but that is it, nothing else, I don't drink anything else, but water and gatorade. Most Frequently Injured Body Part: ACL, testicles Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Watching the figure, I run and lift weights in the morning, eat a dozen raw eggs for breakfast, work hard all day, come home, cook Lorrie dinner, then sometimes I try and get in some more running and crunches at night. Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: "I feel like I've been locked up tight For a century of lonely nights Waiting for someone To release me You're licking your lips and blowing kisses my way But that dont mean I'm gonna give it away My body's saying let's go But my heart is saying no (no) If you wanna be with me, baby There's a price you pay I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way If you wanna be with me I can make your wish come true You gotta make a big impression I gotta like what you do"

	Name: Abby Doriani Aliases: Stupidface, AbbyD, Abs Hometown: St. Louis College Attended: Truman State Favorite Sideline Activity: trying to decide what to eat next....and on rare occasions, the raptor run Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Toenails Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: swing dancing, and talking about my fish Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: my favorite holiday is Groundhog Day. and... "I have once believed as many as 6 impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carol

	Name: Jacob Prater Aliases: Mike G. called me "Blackie" at his ultimate camp, but I am partial to having been dubbed Jakerz by Austin Hometown: Oak Ridge, TN College Attended: The University of Tennessee Favorite Sideline Activity: Watching the team dominate and heckling. Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Changes monthly Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: There's nothing like riding bikes! Or flying through the air on them! Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: Wisdom is supreme; therefore get wisdom. Though it cost all you have, get understanding. - Proverbs 4:7

	Name: Christina Wirkus Aliases: Xtina Hometown: Kansas City, MO College Attended: Truman State, the Harvard of Kirksville baby! Favorite Sideline Activity: taking Fierce Grape Gatorade shots Most Frequently Injured Body Part: the first few layers of skin Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: telling jokes, making up my own jokes, looking for 4-leaf clovers, and get this, Golf, real old-fashioned stick golf Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: I won a Twister tournament in KC this summer; better watch out for me. And get this, Ellen got 2nd place (or first loser). You think you could beat this? Just try...

	Name: Jon Staron Aliases: Juan Carlos Hometown: Marshalltown, IA College Attended: Iowa State University Favorite Sideline Activity: Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact:

	Name: Kevin Seiler Aliases: The Baron, "Nobody likes me" Seiler, Oh Captain my Captain, The Karaoke King Hometown: Ames, IA and Tralfamadore College Attended: Iowa State University Favorite Sideline Activity: Resting, time-traveling Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Knees, arms, ankles... "I'm not a runner anymore, I'm so old, now all I can do is walk." Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Strutting around and talking trash after I beat Lana in ping-pong. Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: "So it goes" "Poo-tee-weet!" "I don't know, you decide."

	Name: Amy Sheldahl Aliases: Big Sister, Big Sheldahl Hometown: Hull, IA College Attended: Iowa State University / Washington University Favorite Sideline Activity: yelling, screaming, jumping up and down, as well as convincing Tai to pet harmless little puppies Most Frequently Injured Body Part: my knee once? keeping my fingers crossed I don't have to add to this category Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Um, does med school count? It's my ONLY non-ultimate pastime :) Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: "With God, all things are possible"

	Name: Austin Gangel Aliases: Shanti, TijuanaTwoStep, Dangle Hometown: Tulsa, Okay College Attended: Kansas University of Learning Favorite Sideline Activity: Salad Time, Making sure Dave knows he will pull this one out of bounds. Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Nose after huffing knee pad Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Wine, smokes, cheese, dancing naked g-string backwards Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: As a freshman in college, I thought I needed a nickname to acheive stratospheric popularity, so I popped my pink collar and divined the jewel known as "Shanti." I am of the opinion that nothing is cooler than self-made nicknames (see: ShimSham, The BaronVonForehand)

	Name: Wes Van Maanen Aliases: Big, Van Mountain, Darren's Brother Hometown: Pella, IA College Attended: Iowa State University Favorite Sideline Activity: Dispensing Gummi, Smoking...my competition, supporting/ripping on Trent Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Wrought Iron does not feel pain Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Breeding the new batch of Pella Ultimate superstars Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: Yes, Darren is older than me. Or he's adopted, I'm not sure.

	Name: Kevin Cunningham Aliases: Kevin Hometown: Des Moines, IA College Attended: Saint Louis University Favorite Sideline Activity: Hackey Sack, taunting mercilessly (both teams) Most Frequently Injured Body Part: shoulder, plantar fascia, pride Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: hackey sack because it is the next best slacker sport Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: Be careful with your plantar fascia, you don't know how important it is to you and if you take it for granted like I did you are going to have spend a lot of money on heel cups and insoles that don't do anything.

	Name: Ross Cram Aliases: Rosco Hometown: Iowa City/Golden Valley, MN (depending on version of hometown) College Attended: St. Olaf Favorite Sideline Activity: Running booze to the team I'm heckling Most Frequently Injured Body Part: ankles Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: sitting, I really like sitting Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: "experience is a comb that nature gives men when they go bald"

	Name: Lorien Batt Aliases: Docta Batt Hometown: Farmington, Maine (don't ask, it's in the middle of nowhere) College Attended: University of Colorado, Boulder Favorite Sideline Activity: Watching Ross do Man Shots Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Right ass cheek. Followed closely by left ankle. Followed closely by everything else. Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Hmmm, this goes on the Internet you say? Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: I've learned a lot watching a dog chase a disc. It didn't matter how shitty my throw was; didn't matter that she didn't have a chance in hell of catching it; she ran full speed to the end and always ended up happy. Oh, and if I threw her a few bad ones in a row, she brought it back to another person. Hmm, so I guess my personal fact is that I've been benched by a dog.

	Name: Sarah Savage Aliases: Sarba-Larba, Sarbanana, Barnaby, Narbs, Sangra-ding-dingee (Sangee or ding-ding for short), Ms. Davis, "Hey Good-lookin" (heard frequently) Hometown: Berkeley, CA College Attended: University of California at Berkeley Favorite Sideline Activity: Heckling, Cheering, Helping my teammates get the D, Wishing I was in, Looking good Most Frequently Injured Body Part: Head, in all possible manner Favorite Non-Ultimate Pastime: Mountain Biking, Body Surfing in the Pacific Ocean, preferably in Zihuatenejo, Looking good Quote, Sage Advice, or Other Random Personal Fact: on love: everyone's running around looking for the perfect mate but how many are trying to BE the perfect mate? on life: the present is the result of all the possibilities of the past. this is the best of all possible worlds, therefore rejoice and despair are one in the same. so which will you choose? on ultimate: the game is as simple or as difficult as you make it. on looking good: Looking good is feeling good.